FREE READ Ninth Grade Slays The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod #2

FREE READ Ninth Grade Slays The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod #2 FREE READ Ó Ninth Grade Slays The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod #2 A vampire slayer when he sees one In this thrilling seuel to Eighth Grade Bites Vlad must confront the secrets of the past and battle forces that once again threaten his li. A uick fun read that I really enjoyed In the second novel Vlad is all caught up in life threatening drama again Vampires are hunting him still and there is now a slayer after him too He s exploring and of his vampire side and making new friends allies and enemies I can t wait to start the next book Africas Tarnished Name past and battle forces that once again threaten his li. A uick fun read that I really enjoyed In the second novel Vlad is all caught up in life threatening drama again Vampires are hunting him still and there is now a slayer after him too He s exploring and of his vampire side and making new friends allies and enemies I can t wait to start the next book

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FREE READ Ninth Grade Slays The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod #2 FREE READ Ó Ninth Grade Slays The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod #2 Freshman year stinks for Vlad Tod Bullies still harass him The photographer from the school newspaper is tailing him And failing his studies could be deadly A trip to Siber. Last year we had examsNow they re not particularly hard exams Most of us students finish them in twenty minutes The problem It s supposed to take two hours So that leaves us with a lot of time on our handsI needed a book see So I went through the shelves at my local book store to find a thin uick read Normally I would have opted for a fluffy Sarah Desson ish book but something caught my eye It was a thin titless cover on display beside a Twilight counter Picking it up flipping through it I decided I could read this in an hour flat So I bought it It s title The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Eigth Grade Bites It was cute not terrible but not amazing either OkayRecently I found the second on sale and picked it upAnd here we areI m not sure how to write this reviewOn one hand Ninth Grade Slays is a fun cute read It doesn t reuire much heavy thinking it doesn t take a very hard toll on your heart like a lot of vampire books these days it s short and uickOn the other hand however it suckedVlad is one of the biggest babies I ve ever read about His parents are dead see which is sad and all but then four years later whenever someone brings up the friggen subject HERE COMES THE TEARSI mean really Where is the tough jaded cynical jerk I had come to expect of every male protagonist I read about What happened to guys don t cry What happened to eh it s nothing What HAPPENED I mean isn t that what makes the emotional breakdown with guys in books all the heartbreaking When they re cold disconnected jerks the entire time Justugh Vlad is constantly going on and on about my parents are dead my friend went on a date with a girl I never told him I liked waahhhh It s like dude grow a pairThe characterazation is thin as the paper it s printed on The boys all in ninth grade can only think about video games gory movies pretty girls and video games Even Vlad who you d think would have something else to think about being on the Big Time Vampire Society s number one enemey list has very little going on inside his ticker but gore nad Meredith and gore and beating Henry his best friend at video games and gore and it s just so mind numbingly stupid I found myself staring at the page thinking I know guys They have going on then thisOn the plot it really kind of confuses me Not because it s complicated but because I don t know what it is The author spends then half the book with Vlad shitting around and pining over Meredith his supposed love interest and thinking about how bullies are out to get him and basically recapping the entire first book oh and he spends almost an entire page bitching about how much agony he was in when he broke one rib the book before One rib Literally Mr Tod I have read books where characters get limbs yanked off and continue onward without a second thought You Mister Todd The last thing thing that Vlad needed was to fall from a tree While Vlad healed at an abnormally fast rate it still hurt whenever he got scraps orbruises The rib D Ablo had broken last year had been no picnic either Six days of almost constant painIt had felt like an eternity and so onI mean It s one ribAnywayThe plot as far as I can tell is that he goes to Siberia with his Uncle Otis on him laterto be taught the vampire ways by an ancient vampire named Vikas who demenstrates surprisingly little wisdom might I add for a week Again this is 200 pages in in a 278 page book And then Ms Brewer spends a total of twenty MORE pages filled with MORE vamp angst cheesy dialogue and bland plot twists that anyone with half an eyeball could of seen comingFor those who did read it you all know what I mean Hightlight the following space if your curious Joss is the VAMPIRESLAYER ZOMG WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT A KID WHO CAME OUT OF NO WHERE WAS AVAMPIRE SLAYER THAT ALSO CAME OUT OF NO WHERE WHO SAW IT COMING I SUREDIDN T WOOOAAAAHHHH YeahPlus I really think Heather Brewer takes her readers for idiots Every few minutes she is basically recapping the previous page or stating the obvious or making it seem like people are smarter then they are just by MAKING other people tell them how smart they are Example I m trying to protect youFrom what I thought you trusted Vikas to teach meI do It s just Otis shook his head his anger visably melting away Vikas is a traditional teacher For the most part his curriculum is brilliant But some of his ideals are not necessarily the ideals I wish to instill in youVlad chewed his botttom lip thoughtfully before speaking Shoudn t that beup to meOtis met Vlad s eyes wide and full of awe Such wisdom from one soyoungReally Are you kidding me You consider that wise I m not even skipping any passages here people That s exactly what they said Because Vlad acted like any teenager in the world would trying to decide things for himself he s suddenly the Dali Lama I kept glancing back at the previous pages to see if Vladimir actually said something admirable but no Apparently being a moody teenager with a mind of your own makes you wise these days OyAnother bit that irritated me Vlad s uncle Otis Last year in the previous book Otis is considered an eeeevvviiilll subsitute teacher who s out to get Vlad Now the following year in a span of one summer Otis went from Evil Dude to My Awesome Vampire Uncle And I have no idea why Vlad is borderline obsessed with Otis and they give no indication of how this came to be It s so sappy the way they act around each other like Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson in Batman and Robin but so much worse because it s not George ClooneyAnother bout of stupidness from Vlad s pale Joss if you have no read I do not suggest reading the following paragraph WHY would Joss tell Vlad he s a vamp slayer when he thinks Vlad s human WHY if he s such an amazing slayer as both he and the author reminds does he need one of his high school buddies to assist him in finding a vampire Why would anybody with a brain wake up and think gee I wonder where that darn vampire is Maybe I ll just ask my completely unrelated human pal to come and help me Hopefully he won t get killedI mean come on Who does thatAnd if you don t mind I d like to get back to the crying issueNow there is one scene where Vlad goes to the cemetary to visit his parents grave This momentwhere he breaks down sobbing over the gravestones would have been very touching Had he not been crying the rest of the book about something or another See there s something endearing about a big touch guy with a jaded facade and a fixated scowl on his pretty little mug crying for his mommy But it s not endearing however when they ve been crying the whole time Over the same thing Again and again After a point the water works are just ridiculous There is however some lovely decription at the cemetary which eased the pain a bitHalfway up the main path Vlad paused to look around The cemetary was overgrown with weeds and dead ivy and moss hung from the tree trunks To his left stood a large block shaped tombstone Atop it stood a stone women In her hand was a wreath of some sort In the moonlight she seemed alive and with a shiver Vlad waited for her to moveTo his immense relief she didn tThis is probably the best paragraph in the book Which is sadThe stupidness in Ninth Grade Slays is overwhelming filled with cheesy plot devices LOTS of bitch boyvampire crying EVERY OTHER PARAGRAPH and just plain annoying characters I would not suggest it unless your ten years old have low expectations have never read a book before or all three The only thing I can say about it is that it s entertaining if your on a long plane ride Or something Kept by the Minotaur Herd Taken by the Minotaur Herd #2 photographer from the school newspaper is tailing him And failing his studies could be deadly A trip to Siber. 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• Ninth Grade Slays The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod #2
• Heather Brewer
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• 05 May 2018
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